Ever met a guy whose dick doesn't work?

Hello Finsters, just a quick question! Ever met a guy whose dick doesn't work? As in so small and dead before arrival?

I tell ya a story of one: so this guy has been on my case for about 2yrs o! Ok.. Lemme just say we had a crush on each other.

So, after about 2yrs of mesmerizing, he finally made a move!

Although he wanted marriage and I don't care for marriage, I actually like him. So, I'm like okay, lemme at least have small fun.

So I finally visited this guy, who is obsessed with cleanliness. His house is very inviting and relaxing.

So whilst we were talking and doing all those bad jazz, I noticed there was no third leg in sight and I'm like, maybe he's an expert in clearing his territory. But he did made a move and I played the Nigerian girl tinz... No sex on first date! Lol

So the next time I was going to visit after about outings, I'm like okay! Lemme prepare myself. I shaved like I was shaving for the whole Africa to the extent I even hurl my skin.

Then I selected some baddest Victoria Secret set and applied all the 'Bath and Body Works' enchanting and luxurious mists.

So I went to this guys house and after dinner, we settled in and did all the smooching and all the good jazz o!

But guess what, when it was time to go to mountain to fast and pray for 40 days and 40 nights, bobo hadn't climbed mountain before it started raining in my land!

Say what? Is this love or something that I hate? Jesuuu... Are you for real?

He sha apologized and all that Bullshit, but guess what second attempt was also a nay-nay.... I mean ZILT!

My only consolation is that at least I had my first orgasm when he went downtown!

Kai! Woman dey see sha o!

But what if I was interested and waited to get married to him before discovering he no get prick?

And this guy is so proud and full of himself ehn...

Shiorrr!